Okay, this one's a little more literary. I recently got ahold of a program called Power Translator Pro, which does language translations. As you might expect it's not perfect, and naturally I had to test its limits. I figured a good sappy German poem would be good subject matter. I'm sorry to say, I lost track of where the original came from -- if anyone finds it, let me know and I'll link it up. Starting with that, I translated it into...