For some time, I have appreciated the fine sport of world modification, aka hacking humanity, or as some people prefer to call it, pranks.

My "You-Backs" are a classic example of this. They're comebacks I wrote to people who would accidentally send me messages on IRC when I held the nickname "You".

I thought some of you might appreciate some fine examples of my other "creative accomplishments".

The examples on this page are "misfortunes" -- fortune cookie fortunes with a few words ripped out to change the meaning.

Unfortunately this page is in dire need of some updates, but here's the same old stuff that's been on here for years:

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The Farther Side | Good ol' Family Circus | Babel-riffic!
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You might also care to read about Culture Jamming projects that I've participated in with The ECC.

These are few examples to get you by as the world deteriorates into a boring, think-free environment, run entirely by soulless corporations and heartless leaders. Later, instigator...

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